Dear new programmers: Don't be hard on yourselves, we were all terrible at the beginning, it takes time, just enjoy the ride

We should have a conference track involving terrible programming examples. I have done some awful, awful things in my career

I failed this way, it seemed to work for a bit, and then Kaboom! Often I see conf talks & then hear about the failure when the person leaves

I'd contribute to this track. I've had some spectacular failures. When I entered this industry, I actually had hair!

I think @stilkov has a session like this that's quite fun

I've heard of a fail session, not seen it. I tried at three different events to bring in a halfday session of fail but they wouldn't take it