It seems I now have 5,000 followers. Do I get some kind of badge, or a special kind of rebate? Anything?

Mar 31, 2014 ยท 11:07 AM UTC

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Replying to @stilkov
@stilkov I purchased a 4,000 follower plan for your last birthday. The people of Failwhalistan thank you for your wisdom.
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@delitescere If itโ€™s all been an illusion โ€ฆ that *would* explain a lot. On Twitter, I often wish things were just a dream in some sick mind.
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@stilkov you can have my pity.
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@poutsma Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™m supposed to talk to sub-1,500ers anymore
@themue Cool! Now, how do I favor (or favorite?) your favorite?
Replying to @stilkov
@stilkov 4.999 - sorry bro!
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@benontherun Uh oh. I guess that tweet made someone reconsider. Too bad :-)
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@stilkov 50% off your subscription cost.
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@stilkov You could retweet and syndicate a couple of our tweets for free, how's that for an offer? :-)
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@stilkov Nope.
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