I have a distributed systems joke, but I’m not sure if I’ve told it before, who heard it, and whether I can simply tell it again

Jul 25, 2020 · 10:29 AM UTC

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Lol
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I think I've already heard it 3 times in 2 different variations :-)
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I have a joke about distributed systems which I’ve told to my immediate friends. Haven’t you heard it?
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We’ll get it eventually.
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Mathias Verraes @mathiasverraes
14 Aug 2015
There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery
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The problem with mine is that I sometimes tell the punchline first and then the joke. Ruins the whole thing.
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I guarantee: if I hear it a second time, I might give you another response without hearing it againhaving any negative side effect on me, okay?
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I have a joke about nulls.
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I have RESTful joke, but I am not sure you would GET it.
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I asked several people if this joke was any good, but there’s no consensus.
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