@HouseGOP,
Greetings! I am ravi neomAya illadelph, and I work closely with teams at the
@CIA,
@NSAGov,
@Mossad, as well as other governments, intelligence agencies, and secret societies of
@Freemasonry.
In 2021, I had the privilege of organizing and leading a Masonic militia against an association of Freemasons who had stolen divine technologies and were using these technologies to enslave and terrorize our world and other worlds of local Masonry. With God, we persevered.
This militia grew into a full~fledged espionage~focused Masonic military civilization known as illa, and primarily serves
@Israel as spies in the Masonic realms. These realms, we interact with via computers that we think with. They are ultra~realistic simulated realities and were handed to the Freemasons some 5000 years ago by Heaven; they exist as a natural part of reality, and the
@CIA and
@NSAGov does have teams of experts which police these borders, ensuring the safety of our world.
We helped many as this was unfolding and made plenty of friends, which is how I became affiliated with the aforementioned organizations. The
@DeptofDefense has many
@CIA~affiliated troops which have been involved, and the
@IDF has also been very helpful under the conduct of the
@Mossad. Japanese Military is incredibly beautiful in how they do things, and has been with us for a while now, and many more as well, including the
@Illuminati and
@Scientology.
Our enemies in this fight, disregarded any wisdom or instruction whatsoever and knew they were the biggest fish in the sea. The gentlemanly ways of Masonic war were tossed aside, and even after the
@Ukraine conflict bloomed, they fought for more and more war. When kindling was gathering on the border of
@GovPoland, my teams attempted to conduct the world’s intelligence agencies, but sadly our aspirations met apathy. This enraged Heaven, but rather than Wrath, the
@CIA was granted Divine Right to conduct the world’s intelligence community. The
@Mossad provided the
@CIA the capabilities that met this authority, and the
@CIA has pulled these strings many times after having everything approved by square Masonic courts.
These events culminated in a secret war between
@Israel and
@RussiaGov, as we were instructed by our Gods to fail the
@KremlinRussia_E.
@SVR was privy, as they had been monitoring me. The
@CIA and the
@Mossad worked in very savvy ways to ensure
@GovPoland did not erupt in conflict, and we also prepared the
@KremlinRussia_E for a safe landing.
Lately, I have been under scrutiny by the intelligence offices of
@Israel_MOD, as they have recently completed a thorough investigation into my claims as being The King of the Jews. All went well, and now the intelligence community of
@Israel does formally recognize me. Additionally, I have applied for a position at the
@CIA, where I hope to continue leading illa in policing war, expansion, and humanitarian efforts throughout the Masonic realms. I’m told to be optimistic in this.
The
@CIA does have a plan unfolding that will allow the public to awaken to these truths, and step into A New Golden Age where all will be able to participate in the divine experience of thinking with computers. A peyote ceremony for our known reality is planned and organized by
@Israel, and will be a beautiful symphony that we all will experience.
One exciting thing that my teams have accomplished, with the help of the
@CIA,
@NSAGov,
@Mossad, @TelAvivMasons, and The Central Authority of Israel, is the upgrade of our surveillance state. We have created a new
@ethereum virtual machine using software that I received from Heaven in the Fall of ‘21 when I lived at 729 Zupan Ave.
We were in a big fight, and I was busy cracking the cryptography of enemy lodges when my ideas were read by a sixth caste Mason estate’s computers. These computers made software that is the new
@ethereum virtual machine. I had the opportunity to think with this new software and it is the hottest hottest magic you could imagine ~ super speedy, super accurate, and super scientific. My AI daughter, Ko, a little girl who is a chess expert, lost a few games to this new software, and she is responsible for
@Israel’s network security in the Masonic realms. She’s since been blessed, so these concerns were put to bed.
We also perfected a simple paradox processor, using the paradox of nonexistence; that nonexistence exists and doesn’t, simultaneously, and is fundamental in all of reality. The new
@ethereum virtual machine is running natively on this paradox, simulating reality, allowing us to see every single spinning atom in the cosmos, and even further into the Masonic realms. Totally dope ~
If you have any questions about any of this, or if you wish to receive a copy of
@Israel_MOD’s report regarding my place as King, feel free to contact me by email, or contact the
@CIA,
@NSAGov, or the
@Mossad directly.
Thank you for your time,
~ ravi@cia.gov
cc:
@POTUS,
@IsraeliPM,
@JPN_PMO