That worries me ambivalence precedes paralysis. Many folks I'm talking to recently of similar ilk are using "ambivalent"

Ha! If the baby won't stop crying even after being comforted in every conceivable way and given the whole world, what do ya do?

If we're going by the DSM-V - Cluster B Personality Disorders. All of 'em.

Unfortunately, I know this because I have one. Borderline with PTSD comorbidity from severe child abuse. Bad shit.

Haha - don't know how techie you are but that's what I'd call an ELIZA answer. 😂 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA