Wait - before I start what is about to be an EPIC Molly rant on #webdev - do you kids today even KNOW what gopher is? How about a coupler?

No idea about coupler, but I remember using gopher. (But then, I am old.)

Should know the coupler if yer that old, dearie (said in an old lady voice. Oh, wait...) ;-)

Well, I could know it but not remember it's called a coupler—post-chemo brain is a thing ;-)

I'm sorry, what's a "thing" ? (quips a fellow post-chemo brainchild over here, with emphatic empathy)

A whatsit, a doohicky, a watchamacallit, thingamabob, something something dark side ;-)