New USA Holidays: "Kill All the Black Men Week" "Kill Rainbow Children En Masse Day" I cascaded onto others so horrifying I can't type them.

What a party, huh? @mikecane Remember mornings with coffee and small town news? Meggers is Preggers and Polly is Puffy? Yea, I don't either.

tomorrow I enter the town of my birth. I want to be ready. Poetic genius.

I'm missing the metaphor. Lack of coffee x not knowing where you were born, Nick. Where were you born, Nick? :)

but ends with the line of “I want to be ready”. Blew my mind when I was a teenager.

I missed the reference to my own reference - I was pre-caffeine! Oh, that infamous American Prayer pic of Morrison. I still drool.

That’s the one. In fact tomorrow at work I shall make it a Morrison day on Spotify.

Ooh, I'm going to do that too! Great idea :)