Yeah so I'm in a rotten mood. I have a lot of reasons. All of them are tragic, and I'm sick of being a tragedy. Someone make me laugh?
Mar 25, 2016 · 3:50 AM UTC
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@mholzschlag Blonde cop: license please.
Blonde driver: what does it look like?
BC: It has your picture on it.
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@mholzschlag
BD: *finds mirror* is this it?
BC: Oh, I didn’t realize you were an officer. On your way.
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@mholzschlag I’ll always remember the easter egg in SimCity 2000—type JOKE.
“A guy asked me for a quarter for a cup of coffee so I bit him”
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@mholzschlag Have you seen the @dog_rates twitter account yet? If not, go check it out! It will DEFINITELY make you laugh! <3
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