Why I'm badass: My hair has a James Dean thing going on; My face is starting to bruise, I'm gonna have a shiner too!
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@mholzschlag just tell people it happened in a cage fight
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@arranrp Excellent line! Will be used with relish :)
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@mholzschlag and any scares that don't already have a cool story are from knife fights
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@arranrp Without question! Except the perfectly round scar from a surgical tube in my belly long ago. That one was a bullet.
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Replying to @arranrp
@arranrp Hahaha "your knife is too small" - this is hilarious, I'm spitting coffee.

Feb 13, 2016 · 4:10 PM UTC

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Replying to @mholzschlag
@mholzschlag it's by far my favourite knife fight song
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