NOTICE: All humans will stop fighting each other and share their food, shelter and hearts from this day forward, forever.

@mholzschlag Huh? Why?

@ppk I felt like a change.

@mholzschlag @ppk If it works, I think you become a saint.

@ShaneHudson Hey, yes, let's make her a saint! @mholzschlag , you're a good Catholic, right? And you cured people, right?

@ppk @ShaneHudson I am an apatheistic Jew and I cured myself. Does that count?

@mholzschlag Hmm, they used to covert a Jew every year in Rome. And some said this year's converted Jew looked suspiciously like last year's