Any friends out there collect torture tools, such as a rack? Need a few turns on it to improve these hip joints connected to my thigh bones.

Jan 17, 2016 · 6:10 PM UTC

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@the3hound It does, as will my screams of agony/pleasure. But it's not. Trust me!
Replying to @mholzschlag
@mholzschlag Have you considered an inversion table? They work quite well.
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@stefsull Others have suggested that! I should find out if they'll let me outside of physical rehab as landing on my head is ill-advised ;-)
Replying to @mholzschlag
@mholzschlag Some creative tying on an inversion table might do it...
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