Ted Cruz is so weird. He thinks he's admonishing Trump's values by admonishing #NewYorkValues - what? Of course New Yorkers are PISSED OFF.

@mholzschlag at least he is Canadian. Or is that someone else?

@dstorey HA! /me aims glass toward David's head

@dstorey There is no "at least" in this story. I apologize for nearly throwing dangerous objects at you. This time. :P

@mholzschlag save them for when you get America‘s first African president: youtube.com/watch?v=2FPrJxTv…