Got the gravity pillow treatment this morning at Ms. Vampira's. My blood was like sludge. Fortunately, it doesn't take long to find out why.

@mollydotcom that treatment name probably sounds a lot nicer than it actually is

@arranrp It's not at all unpleasant - it simply enhances gravitational pull which draws down low-fluid blood through veins for collection.

@mollydotcom so a human cider press

@arranrp They also use gravity tables to do this. I've had that done too. Just like a see-saw, 'cept face/head down and feet up above heart.

@mollydotcom so, basically training for space. I'm starting to see the plot... 😼 @arranrp