I'm afraid to cry today lest my tears be colored by blood.
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@mollydotcom Is it because the tears would be washing the blood of your enemies off your face? Or because you're a vampire from True Blood?
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@mollydotcom Whoa. Should have read your previous tweets. I was trying to be cute, but that was tasteless. :(
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Replying to @jlengstorf
@jlengstorf oh you're cute as ever it was me who is being bad

Dec 9, 2013 · 5:46 PM UTC