I'm down to 15,000 platelets and they won't give me any. I missed this part of what chemo means: Poison the host and see if s/he survives.

@mollydotcom If you need something a fellow human can give you, you can have all i've got.

@matbeeDOTcom awwwwww don't do that. You'll make me cry bloody tears. Eww.

@mollydotcom butbutbut, in canada it can happen for free ^_^, so get it from me while you can