Turning this self-pity train around with a new meme: "If I had been a Vampire..." You go!
Nov 24, 2013 · 6:59 PM UTC
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@mollydotcom There is just so much at stake.
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@mollydotcom *Tries to think of other stake jokes, but too early in the morning.*
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@mollydotcom If I had been a vampire, I wouldn't be afraid* of the dark shadows at night.
*Or at least less afraid than I am now
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@mollydotcom if I'd been a Vampire, I'd be WAY cooler than those losers from Twilight.
Sparkling? REALLY?!?
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