The milk is sour, I stepped barefoot into kitty puke, washed my foot and slipped, landing on my ass. Can someone reboot time for me please?

@mollydotcom Oh, if only we could do that, life would be better... I could use a reboot on this week!

@AgentPalmer Surely you, Agent, can hack into the "make life better" database and fix all that is broken?

@mollydotcom From the ancient tomes of Middle Earth to the Jedi Order, I shall continue to search for such a hack!