The milk is sour, I stepped barefoot into kitty puke, washed my foot and slipped, landing on my ass. Can someone reboot time for me please?
Jun 12, 2013 · 12:21 PM UTC
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@mollydotcom Oh, if only we could do that, life would be better... I could use a reboot on this week!
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@AgentPalmer Surely you, Agent, can hack into the "make life better" database and fix all that is broken?
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@RachelAppel It is now! I've taken it back with brute force.
@mollydotcom If we reboot time, you'll just have to go through all that again.
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@ctford No no no. The idea is that rebooting does a nice cache and app flush. Maybe days like this one started out require a full cold boot.
@mollydotcom *closes eyes, puts finger tips to temple and attempts the impossible, but attempts it nevertheless...
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@tiga_bu Tiga - I appreciate the help! Have you tried that trick using a spoon?
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@mollydotcom This sounds like the start of a sneaky hate spiral! hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.c…
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@jordangray Jordan, that is one complicated hate spiral, proving that I am, fundamentally, too lazy to hate anyone ;)