Molly E. Holzschlag · Apr 12, 2013 · 10:21 AM UTC

Molly E. Holzschlag · Apr 12, 2013 · 10:21 AM UTC

Molly E. Holzschlag @mholzschlag

12 Apr 2013

"I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could have had a piece of cake tonight." - Gabriel Iglesias

Apr 12, 2013 · 10:21 AM UTC

Lanza · Apr 12, 2013 · 10:24 AM UTC

Lanza @MonsieurLanza

12 Apr 2013

@mollydotcom The cake is a lie.

Molly E. Holzschlag · Apr 12, 2013 · 10:28 AM UTC

Molly E. Holzschlag @mholzschlag

12 Apr 2013

@MonsieurLanza Why would a cake lie?