Dear New Zealand: Thank you for magnificent, affordable savingon blancs that have SCREW TOPS! Upscale, yet with a hint of street. Love, Mols

@mollydotcom No worries, mate. Cheers.

@stevens_phil <-- fake Kiwi alert. Yes, he's a farmer and king of alpacas over there in New Zealand, but he started out a desert rat.

@mollydotcom Not fake. Fair dinkum in a land of immigrants. Even a citizen ;-)

@stevens_phil Okay, not fake. But don't you be dissin' #tucson where we met and you had a life for so long. (waaaa, we miss you, kiwiboy)