New insult thought up in shower: "just because your number is on the bathroom wall doesn't mean anyone's calling!" I amuse myself, I do.
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@mollydotcom wait you've called one of those numbers? Always thought that was a scam or a trap.
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Replying to @bikehugger
@bikehugger Of all people I know, I can't imagine you not having tried it yourself once upon a time ;)

Apr 9, 2013 · 3:09 PM UTC