I am so full. Went into Vegas for Mom's birthday lunch on the strip. We ate. Then we ate more. Then we ate cake. Then we ate more cake #fun!

Mar 23, 2013 · 1:34 AM UTC
@ArchAzrael I'm a very explosive personality, I can't promise that forever. But for the moment, I'm more beached whale than grenade.
@ArchAzrael Whales do sometimes explode, but I think it's after they're dead and the gas build up causes the kaboom. We're not there yet ;)