Why does my cat seem to think I control the weather? She wanted out. Comes running back in all fluffed up with some harsh words for Moms.
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Replying to @jeffsonstein
@jeffsonstein No, no - I have come to the realization that as mere human, I control nothing.

Feb 12, 2013 · 2:40 PM UTC

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@jeffsonstein Now? You and I are just getting to know each other. I'm surprisingly wise and simultaneously thick as a brick.
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