I can also ride a horse bareback while singing Hallelujah. Naked. That's actually true.
Dec 19, 2012 · 7:34 AM UTC
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@mollydotcom on a scale of 1 to edward-40-hands, how much have you had to drink tonight?
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@dustinbrewer One glass of wine. Would you like some? I've been running on pure adrenaline today, which is exactly what needs to be fixed.
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@mollydotcom you see? More people like you, that’s what this wold needs