@mollydotcom @timtfj coming soon to a cinema near you: "coughin - the dead don't cough...or do they?" #silly #coughfilms
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@karlbright @timtfj HA "coughin" - that pun deserves pun prison, no pardons, in perpetuity, Karl.
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@timtfj @karlbright And here's the film's theme song: "I'll be done coughin' / when I'm in my coffin / until then baby / it's me and you"
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@mollydotcom @timtfj @karlbright As Enid Blyton wrote:
It was a cough /
that carried him off. /
It was a coffin /
they carried him off in.
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@Eridanus @timtfj @karlbright I think we've dug ourselves a 6 foot resting place at this point. Or one for our poor dead beaten horse ;)
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@mollydotcom @Eridanus There's one about beer which I can't remember. Has phrases like "Death laid him on his bitter bier".
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@timtfj @mollydotcom My internal search engine suggests "Epitaphs" in the Penguin Book of Quotations (1969 ed.) - currently out of reach.
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@mollydotcom Though not really, because I think you're likely to have some brilliant piece of Jewish or other wisdom you'd use. @Eridanus
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@timtfj @Eridanus I am a living standard! There will be no HTML5 marking up my grave, thank you very much. #farTooSilly
Sep 12, 2012 路 9:24 PM UTC
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