Dear person in the room next to me - answer your damned wake up call. I obviously don't need it and you do, but it's annoying me no end.
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@mollydotcom I hope they're not dead...
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@karlbright Hahahaha. No, I can hear him coughing.
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@mollydotcom @karlbright Coughing while dead ought to be illegal.
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@timtfj @karlbright New film name: "The Dead Don't Cough" #silly
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@mollydotcom @timtfj coming soon to a cinema near you: "coughin - the dead don't cough...or do they?" #silly #coughfilms
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@karlbright @timtfj HA "coughin" - that pun deserves pun prison, no pardons, in perpetuity, Karl.
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@mollydotcom @karlbright Shrouded in obscurity
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@timtfj @karlbright And here's the film's theme song: "I'll be done coughin' / when I'm in my coffin / until then baby / it's me and you"
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@mollydotcom @timtfj @karlbright As Enid Blyton wrote: It was a cough / that carried him off. / It was a coffin / they carried him off in.
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Replying to @Eridanus
@Eridanus @timtfj @karlbright I think we've dug ourselves a 6 foot resting place at this point. Or one for our poor dead beaten horse ;)

Sep 12, 2012 路 6:58 PM UTC

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Replying to @mholzschlag
@mollydotcom @Eridanus The rhyme is familiar, but I think the source was wrong. @karlbright
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Replying to @mholzschlag
@mollydotcom @Eridanus There's one about beer which I can't remember. Has phrases like "Death laid him on his bitter bier".
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Replying to @mholzschlag
@mollydotcom You obviously don't know Hollywood then :P