I need a shower ever visit to Twitter but we've been together since 2006 when shown to me by Ev while waiting for Bill Gates at an event in Redmond. And my face was used on the "home page" w/o an ask but ok, Baby Twitter. You were fun, and informative. What a slob you've become.

I signed up for Twitter in the hallways of South By, once upon a more innocent time. There was something sweet in the aughts air. It was the air of possibility. Empires and platforms fall. I wonder if this one is worth saving.