Whoever had this number before I did omg. it's a new one since November. I've gotten texts like this hey dude what you doing got any white? I usually just said new number don't know what you mean. Of course I know. If it keeps happening help me write a list of Snappy answers?

White? How basic. I'm into cabs now, or maybe a nice merlot, unless it's after dinner. After dinner requires a nice port.