Whoever had this number before I did omg. it's a new one since November. I've gotten texts like this hey dude what you doing got any white? I usually just said new number don't know what you mean. Of course I know. If it keeps happening help me write a list of Snappy answers?

Mar 15, 2023 · 3:16 AM UTC

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Two other funny things about this new number and the SMS I've received since November include dispensary bargain deals for cannabis and information from the Pascua Pueblo Nation about Health and Welfare like vaccine and Outreach events. It's informative and funny not typical spam
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Replying to @mholzschlag
Only ever offer the counter to what they ask for.. or act like an autoresponder from some paid service.
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You mean like yes sir how can we provide your order and where would you like it delivered? Lol unfortunately you couldn't even get the police to show up at something like that here unless there's a shootout in the middle of the street then yeah like just happened 3 hours ago.
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"Walter White?"
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Well my brother that might work elsewhere but this is not the place or time should be doing that considering what's happening along this corridor it's a nightmare that has already caused detainment to death internment so not for now but cute idea otherwise;-)
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Replying to @mholzschlag
“The only white I’m familiar with is a hexadecimal set of f’s, which can also be compounded in half for convenience. Using the RGB color model with the values 255, 255, 255 is also a helpful equivalent. I hope that helps!”
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Or just shorthand #FFF and add a you. ;-) LOL
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I'm still getting phone calls from people who knew the guy who had my number before 2000. How about this is the Arizona state police could you please give me your location so we can talk to you?
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Oh that is just so so wrong I had to laugh but it's so wrong. Out here they're usually found hogtied with bullet through their head in the desert. So you know there's always that option... 🫢😂