Whoever had this number before I did omg. it's a new one since November. I've gotten texts like this hey dude what you doing got any white? I usually just said new number don't know what you mean. Of course I know. If it keeps happening help me write a list of Snappy answers?

Mar 15, 2023 · 3:16 AM UTC

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Two other funny things about this new number and the SMS I've received since November include dispensary bargain deals for cannabis and information from the Pascua Pueblo Nation about Health and Welfare like vaccine and Outreach events. It's informative and funny not typical spam
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Replying to @mholzschlag
"Not enough. I got to wait another day for a load. Washing the mixed colours and wool today, though"
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I'm so sorry sir we've run out of bleach at this location you'll have to call somebody else? Lol well done I like it!
Replying to @mholzschlag
You can also go full geek and talk about the Vorta and the Founders controling the Ketracel and this not being our place.
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The one problem is I think you could tell the people that have been calling whoever they think this number belongs to still might just go along with any story you told them LOL but I like it keep them coming!
Replying to @mholzschlag
White? How basic. I'm into cabs now, or maybe a nice merlot, unless it's after dinner. After dinner requires a nice port.
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I like your flipping the script methodology there pretty clever my dear well done :-)
Replying to @mholzschlag
I've had the same number since Suncom, which T-mobile bought years ago. Needless to say, I use TrueCaller to screen my calls.
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These are coming through SMS and it's really funny to me because it's not your average spam there are some other funny things I'll mention later too.
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Replying to @mholzschlag
1. ‘Yup, meet at the usual spot in an hour.’ 2. ‘Sorry, found Jesus.’ 3. ‘background-color: #fff;’
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Ha!
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