Make me laugh. Between Arizona political endless b.s., tech support that is the 10th circle of hell, shortening of daylight here, well, color me irritated. So, make me laugh! You know you want to. ;-)

Nov 10, 2022 路 5:00 PM UTC

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I started a dating service for chickens. It's not my day job, but I can make hens meet.
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Ha! Do you know @redcrew 馃槀 you have similar taste in humor I love the silly jokes as much as the sharp edged dark nasty ones LOL
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Replying to @mholzschlag
What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.
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Ha! I have a few candidates every pun intended as well Florida and Arizona between you and me not so candidate happy this week but yes I have a few that would be perfect to serve consecutive sentences LOL I laughed 馃グ
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two.
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My friend composes songs about sewing machines. She's a Singer-songwriter.
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I can't remember any more sewing jokes, I'm running out of material.
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Some advice for young people: If he doesn't appreciate fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
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One time at a hoagie shop, Ms. O'Hara asked what the tiny pimento-stuffed thing in my cheddar bread sandwich was, and I had to respond, "Wee olive in a yellow sub, Maureen."
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