Sort of but not really why am I laughing kind of funny thoughts from real humans via blog post on #HTML5 2009. Long thread ahead - respond at will- hilarity may ensue. You've been warned! 馃巸
- Why does it not work in this browser?
- A Flash in the pan
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is" (cont.)
-The worst form of governance, except for all the rest...
- Making sure your error-ridden markup renders the same across browsers.
- Digital Lego
- ill-defined
- A mirage
- Opportunity
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is" (cont.)
- Trying too hard
- Over-hyped to death
- Ooops! Ah...Fuck it.
- Orange
- YAYYYHHVVGGSSGHRGKT!
- Magical
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is" (cont.)
- Co-opted, reclaimed, re-co-opted, confused and ultimately a victim of apathy
- Platform
- Transforming
- It's Great! Just stop calling it HTML5
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is" (cont.)
- I still want XHTML 2.0. It's my personal Waiting for Godot
- Take steps small enough to claim you're not building an OS in the browser while building an OS in the browser
- contextual
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is" (cont.)
- forward-thinking
- Fragmented
- Incomplete
- Semantic
- Google
- Uncoordinated
- A user interface definition language (almost)
- Back to the bad old days
- It's the XHTML 2.0 we deserve
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is"
- forward-thinking
- Fragmented
- Incomplete
- Semantic
- Google
- Uncoordinated
- A user interface definition language (almost)
- Back to the bad old days
- It's the XHTML 2.0 we deserve
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is"
- Overall win for a11y, bitter about loss of validation
- Semantic
- XML done right, an excuse to use CSS, the sweet spot for document semantics, a dessert topping and a floor wax
- Oceanic
- Broken
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is"
- Google
- Life After Flash
- Enigmatic
- Unfinished
- Neat
- Check out this neat thing that 50% of users can see!
- Schizophrenic. W3C? WHATWG? W3C? WHATWG? (Sigh)
- Complicated
- The Future, the now
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2009 poll I did on #HTML5 cont . . .
"HTML5 to me is"
- Developing
- Done-ish
- Mess
- Implemented Mess
- Semi-implemented mess
- Mess
- Primitive
- Google
- A ship that has sailed
- buzzword
- Alive
- UnHTML
- WTF-WG
- Google
- Semantic
Wshew. Have at it!
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