I remember how we used to gather on your roof every 4th of July to watch the fireworks which would inevitably start a fire on a mountain and be put out by the incoming monsoon. But then you left and it all stopped so it's your fault Mr Stevens. Where do I submit my complaint?

So we have a mega drought with some afternoon rains and gray skies but nothing like a real monsoon and you are being washed into the sea? I think I like your model better right now maybe we should trade for a few days and see how that works? Love to come back to New Zealand