Do you want my rights? Do you want all my truth the truth is to be given. to. you.
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I hope this means what I think it means... Full disclosure about aliens 👽
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Vampires 🧛‍♂️
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Would you rather: A) Be abducted and probed by space aliens B) Be abducted and bit by vampires? Or C) ______ (fill in the blank)
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Vampires absolutely vampires. I am a vampire I was just diagnosed with a bone marrow failure disease and they made a mistake I just need a lot of fresh blood, I love to hang around upside down oh, and I stay up all night long! :-)
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* hides my kids * haha
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Replying to @labanjohnson
😂 No need. I prefer my blood a little bit more cured (as it were 😊)

Oct 22, 2021 · 6:59 PM UTC

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Replying to @mholzschlag
That is SO not kosher :D
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If I were a vampire that followed kashruth I would simply transfuse myself🩸🩸🩸
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