It's come to my attention that The Zombie Apocolypse is happening now in #Tucson at a Jack in the Box at Grant Road and Country Club Way. Basically, *my* hood. Cool, huh?

Jul 13, 2021 · 6:06 PM UTC

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Replying to @mholzschlag
Not thinking there's a whole lotta brains at Jack In The Box, but I digress. Carry on zombie people.
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No remarks were made to the press that these are organized Zombies in any way, shape or form. ;-)
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Replying to @mholzschlag
Are... are you a zombie, Mols?
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Not at all I am vampiric. I have a need for blood, I love hanging upside down. And I stay up all night. Definitely not a zombie! ;-)
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Replying to @mholzschlag
How fast are they spreading? What's the value of R? Does staying at least 6 feet away from them help?
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Something in the beef, perhaps? Haha...
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