"For just $600...1.64$ a day...you can sponsor an American family. #StimulusCheck #PennyForYourLife

Dec 28, 2020 Β· 6:37 PM UTC

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Replying to @mholzschlag
How long before we hear the outgoing President say β€œI tried again, folks, I really tried hard. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Now please excuse me while I go play golf. ”
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Not sure he can form that many words and make that much sense but otherwise yeah! ;-)
Dead people have to send their checks back. It's true! Ask @SocialSecurity *smh*
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Replying to @mholzschlag
Am I the only one who read this with this playing in my head?πŸ€” 🎼"I will rememberrrrr Yooooou..."🎢
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Actually, I was wondering what happened to the family dog. Figured the house and 2.5 cars were foreclosed on and repo man showed up. That fam looks like smooth jazz at best to me :)
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My coffee went right through my nose too. Sick and wrong and funny as hell. Just missing the family dog. :)
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