Shorter Republican Party: we can't publicly accept the results of a democratic election until our most unhinged supporters and their loeader Donald Trump say we can, because we're terrified that we're such unskilled losers we won't get jobs if we lose this $174,000 taxpayer gig.

Shorter Democratic Party (2010): we're gonna pass this healthcare bill and get 30 million people covered even if we lose our jobs over it because we studied in college and if voters punish us we'll be fine, and on the right side of history. Which party is actually worthwhile?