I pulled out my copy of Elite Force today and I spent a bit of time playing on the holodeck. A "relaxation program" had a malfunction. I got chased by several pissed-off lizards.
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I do believe they were Bio-Hulks. I thought I was being funny when I did the lizard chase thing in my last story. But nope, "pissed-off lizard" is actually a thing in Captain Proton lore. Because... of course it is.
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Speaking of... there's a Captain Proton program here Should I play it
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Replying to @stratotron
Yes!

Aug 6, 2020 · 1:19 AM UTC

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Replying to @mholzschlag
so I made it two minutes in and realized I was gonna laugh and/or curse profusely the entire time. This means I'll have to wait until tomorrow, since people are watching TV in the same room lol
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I am blessed with a remarkable skilll from family, edu, and growing up Jersey - I laugh and curse at the same time. Also, I'm old and still "fresh" after my experiation date so fuck what other people think about my ideas. exceptions: Personall attacks and Law Enforcement. ;-)
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Replying to @mholzschlag
in the meantime I guess I'll just have to write some nonsense of my own in this universe, huh
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People still believe Lewis Carroll wrote nonsense and that Dr. Seuss is for children. Yet those fat mythology books defining morality if we don't embrace is sense? Please! I'll use that skill and privilege of age and say: FUCK THAT SHIT!
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