Interesting. A lot of people in his sort of position do seem to have extravagant signatures but his is particularly odd. The oddest thing is that he's happy for it to look like that (presumably).

It looks like a Nazi signature to me. #JustSayin

I've not seen any of those, or not remembered doing, but I wouldn't be surprised. Do you think he looks away while he's signing? The overlapping words are an odd feature but might be explained if he's not watching what he's doing, just rushing on to the next thing.

Or grimacing to the publicity camera while being photographed signing.

At the beginning of his reign of terror you might remember him signing a lot of documents showing all the things he was taking action on. I've often wondered if this was one of those documents. WHICH I DENIED. Theory: he/staff/whomever did it to have him seem as working at all.

That would be reasonable, I think. Yes I remember him going on about all the things he'd signed. He was quite proud of it.

"quite proud" Talk about an understatement ;-) HA!

Well, he likes to speak of his many, er, achievements, doesn't he? I'm being British about it, I think ;-)

SPEAK? Howl, yell, blame others ad infinitum. You are being very British about it. I'm not. He voted himself off the human island long ago. Not that he ever knew how to be one.

Just to clarify, the understatement doesn't mean I'm being polite. More a matter of squeezing the maximum amount of sarcastic intent into each word :-) So obviously "achievements" means "non-achievements", "likes" means "is completely addicted to", "many" means "none at all" etc.