I'd prefer a JavaScript Naked Day at this point.
It’s been a few years since it was A Thing, true, but the most recent CSS Naked Day was held on the ninth of April. Anyone else interested in reviving the practice this Thursday? It’ll speed up your site! Temporarily. css-naked-day.github.io/

Apr 8, 2020 · 9:01 PM UTC

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“Please turn on JavaScript to view this website.”
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Ever actually do that? Ain't nothing open about that web!
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