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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@MonsieurLanza
@MonsieurLanza
Ah, I see now. Nope. Sorry. I still get cake. Just try and stop me!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@MonsieurLanza
@MonsieurLanza
Why would a cake lie?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
"I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could have had a piece of cake tonight." - Gabriel Iglesias
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@jina
@jina
wshew. Thanks Jina. I was feeling very out of touch there. :)
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
In the "deep voice crazy" category we have Alabama3. Sopranos "woke up this morning" n' this - Pure English:
youtube.com/i3d9-sXrx3o
#respect
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@stevens_phil
@stevens_phil
It really does, Phil. But oh, so good. :: passes plate over ::
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@LizQuilty
@LizQuilty
@placovara Well then MORE BUTTHOLE SURFERS. C'mon, we're talking Dead Kennedy's and Jello Biafra approvals. Oh fuck. I AM old.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
@stevens_phil
P.S. You're still a desert rat. P.S.S. That's praise, not criticism.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
What? Is Butthole Surfers an obscure band? @placovara sez they are. I don't think they are obscure or that far past.
#justSayin
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@stevens_phil
@stevens_phil
Okay, not fake. But don't you be dissin'
#tucson
where we met and you had a life for so long. (waaaa, we miss you, kiwiboy)
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
I am the bad girl your moms warned you about. I listen to Cake and next I need Butthole Surfers "Shame of Life"
youtube.com/watch?v=CPOfn74M…
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@stevens_phil
@stevens_phil
<-- fake Kiwi alert. Yes, he's a farmer and king of alpacas over there in New Zealand, but he started out a desert rat.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@jwajsberg
@jwajsberg
Have you seen them live? I never have. I so want to!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Damn, I loves me some Cake.
cakemusic.com/
have some!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Eat Some Cake - Comfort Eagle :
youtube.com/taNCL5tXFPE
@dstorey
"Today is tomorrow, and tomorrow is today . . ."
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@dstorey
@dstorey
Reminds me of Cake's "comfort eagle" Now today is tomorrow And tomorrow today And yesterday is weaving in and out /
@Scobleizer
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@Lizard_Inc
@Lizard_Inc
soapy eggs? That sounds worse than an interrupting cow.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@Bhooshan
@Bhooshan
you missed the punchline and now have to scroll back. :p
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Replying to
@kevinmarks
@kevinmarks
LOL! Excellent choice. "Did you get it?" "No, sorry because I've not finished my bit." -
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
12 Apr 2013
Muuuuuu-ON! (physics joke courtesy the big bang theory and whoever made that silly cow joke up)
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