It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
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"You can't be a goddess, because there's only one as long as I'm alive." #WhatAJewishMomWouldSay
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"Your teeth need cleaning and you're getting too fat. I'm so happy to see you!" #WhatAJewishMomWouldSay
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"You got an A? That's nice. Next time, bring home the plus." (note: there aren't any plus grades available) #WhatAJewishMomWouldSay
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There's a trending hashtag #WhatABlackMomWouldSay - I suggest widening the wisdom field #WhatAJewishMomWouldSay
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I figured out the trick to this motel's WiFi: Don't use it. The Nevada State Visitor's Center across the highway has a wide open signal.
I love Denis Leary @bhenick thanks for the reminder, he's one of the bestest ranters in the USA.
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@kplawver @kdj I do bring my own tea. I am the over-the-shoulder bag around the world girl. Must reduce not add to available carriage space.
@phidip I meant to ask over lunch but youngest bro told hilarious family stories - I nearly passed out from laughing so hard. I'll ask later
you know @richquick I really did fit in well in the UK. I was popular because I was unusual and interesting instead of loud and obnoxious!
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see now that's what I was looking for Mike wins! "@MikeWas: @mollydotcom dangerous for those with nut allergies."
@richquick which is interesting because I've never really quite fit in anywhere
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all my friends are nutty and my family is nuts and I am nuts what's that say about the rest of the world?
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@obiwankimberly Why you messin' with my jokes, Ms. Obiwan? I'm a full stack, not merely a MIME type, thank you very much.
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@ondragebauer I fancy the "Not Acceptable" portion of the equation because it makes for a good pun ;)
Now that I've become a bit more intimate with HTTP status 406, that's my new code for sites and apps with no access. 406 = "Not Acceptable"
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Actually, @obiwankimberly I want to change my response to a more serious one. HTTP code 406 and on Web servers everywhere. How's that?
I'm falling asleep with my hands on the keyboard. That can't end well, so's I'm powering down. Enjoy life, stay safe and celebrate! Molzzz
http status: 301. Code location: "the cloud" @obiwankimberly #sarcasmSign ;)