It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
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@ArchAzrael ROFL. Oh my. That puts my relationship with her in a new perspective.
@fnkey You can borrow some of my jokes. Be forewarned: They're all bad. But I'm happy to share!
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Soft kitty my ass. Mine zipped right by me while carrying coffee and water to my desk. She did it purposely. You know she did.
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okay today's meme is officially 'funny names for doctors" So far we have Chopp, Payne, Aikenhead (love that one) Go!
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I love that. Dr. Chopp the dentist. My aunt used to see a guy named Dr. Payne (it's true!) and surely there's a Dr. Looney ;) @JamieXML
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Funny: My medical treatment team is Kaplan, Cohen and Ali. If that's not a bad joke just waiting for a punch line, show me what is!
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Today's at Mols: a cup of very strong English Breakfast tea with milk. I have some cinnamon crunch bars too. Join me! It's a good day.
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@thatchspace emergency room? everything ok? good to know those old jokes still has some mileage left in them
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If I could have returned with new jokes, I would have, but I couldn't find a hipster shrink in this town. I tried, oh I tried. @sealfur
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"Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer you."
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"Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric hotline. Schizophrenic? Listen closely, the voices will tell you what to do."
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"Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Hold while we trace this call."
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"Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6."
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"Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2."
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"Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, please press 1 repeatedly."
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There is no one to help me. Please, I know I am loved. That's blessing enough. I'm so, so tired and I can't face rebuilding my life again.
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As if after a lifetime of depression I don't know what to tell them to get them outta here? Let me go. Please let me go.
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