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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
I do explain to friends that Stella Artois is considered "Wife Beater Beer" - it's being sold like mad in the US. Am I misguided?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
kitty says your CATptions could have been a lot better. # kittyHazNap
instagr.am/p/JaqkhDFWLD/
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@Earithcreative
@Earithcreative
I feel strongly that you need a proper icon then. I don't trust non-iconics in an iconic world.
#JustSayin
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@Earithcreative
@Earithcreative
Do you really have a magic mouse, or are you just trying to pull a Howard Wolowitz
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard…
on me?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
I like it when "NRA" means "National Restaurant Association" cuz the alternative rifles me a bit.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@Earithcreative
Um,
@Earithcreative
Are you a spammer? I can't tell, you don't tweet like a bot.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
@amyvdh She's now completely asleep. Good thing that's my "other" Mac. Oh, for the love of LOLCats! Can't live without 'em, me. :D
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Dis needz CATption, pleez.
instagr.am/p/JalppuFWJA/
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@janrem
@janrem
LOL, I know, I just thought the idea of live-tweeting a birth would be very interesting. Wonder if it's been done?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@shawncrigger
@svizion
This isn't like the fortune cookie thing where you add "In bed" is it? Because it would be very odd to go missing in bed, I think.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@jegtnes
@jegtnes
The lovely princess honey bunny tells me you're welcome to come visit her if you give her belly rubs and ear scritches upon demand!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Guy at store: "Get the bigger bottle, it's cheaper." Me: "No, no it's not."
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@janrem
@janrem
Contractions?!!? Are you live tweeting the miracle of birth?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
my kitty is the same color as my furniture!
instagr.am/p/Jadvk2FWF2/
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@frankjonen
@frankjonen
Hmmm, let me check my budget ...
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@frankjonen
@frankjonen
Glittery tights?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@frankjonen
@frankjonen
Do you do specials? Like "Will wear high-heels and a garter while pushing your pixels" kind of deal?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@frankjonen
@frankjonen
NO!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
Replying to
@zabooey
@zabooey
I'd expect nothing less! ;)
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
14 Apr 2012
@benschwarz
There's always crazy action where I am. <rimshot />
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