It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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@DavidYancey @gblock I like the idea of interns. If they don't work, you can always turn them out.
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@soyrex Ha! Not mine. Mine hasn't moved. I seem to grow one painful humongous eruption smack in the middle of my face per month. #SpottyMols
From the "Lies they tell you when you're a teen" department "Don't worry sweetie, your acne will go away."
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Funniest OH just about ever: "just because I'm drunk doesn't mean you're not stupid." #thingsPeopleSay
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My email, snail mail, web adverts and social media ads have lately been overtaken by the @AARP and I'M NOT EVEN 50! Is there a message here?
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Oy. My mother bless her heart. "I love what you wrote!" and then "Why did you use that picture, I hate that picture!" #ThingsYiddishMomsSay
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Honey tells me there are birds in the front yard pecking each other. spring has sprung in the desert twitpic.com/8vvt2o
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the palm tree in my front patio dance in the warm sun and blue skies of #tucson twitpic.com/8vvsbv
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It's me @kk - I'll be emerging out of a large chocolate cake in full body glitter singing "I only have eyes for you"
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@pal_nes Look, P氓l - over here, something bright and shiny!
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@Arlen Never was a problem for me. Hey, I can remember the song ;)
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@pal_nes That line is just begging for a sleazy sexual response. Why do you do bait me?
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I am awarding @sharonvak the "best comeback to a tweet in under a minute" - Give the lady a Huzzah!
@Steven495 Hey, c'mon in! Hope you don't mind ginger cat hair all over your clothes.
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