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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Replying to
@raena
Me too
@raena
. I'm pro-abortion and pro-stem cell research. But hot is hot. My fantasies surrounding James Cavaziel don't involve talking.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Just brought half of my pizza to the hardworking guys at my corner store. I'm a good Jewish Elf, dontcha think?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Yes, yes, James Caviezel is teh hottest. So what if he's Catholic? Clearly he's been characterizing some on-the-edge characters, right?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Replying to
@seeitdesign
@seeitdesign
@absalomedia
Infinite loop? We have ways of breaking one.
#justPointingItOut
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Apparently, my kitteh thinks pizza is a Hannukah food.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
More Jack? Why yes, please. Always room for more Jack.
#sourMashMols
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Now if Coldplay does a cover of "soft kitty" my world might verge on making sense.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Cantamos juntos! "Soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur" - Now You!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Replying to
@absalomedia
@absalomedia
So true! I deal with a troll, then take 20 LOLcats. 'tis the remedy of our times.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
When I am sad, make me laugh. I'll always laugh at LOLcats.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
This is how true friends help: Hugs, food, drink and LOLcats!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Replying to
@joshbroton
@joshbroton
That wins the prize! Although I'm not sure which one because Princess Honey Bunny is out of the room. I'll report back! ;)
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
The Best. Present. EVAH!
bit.ly/uGeQEz
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Replying to
@joshbroton
@joshbroton
hahaha! I wondered if you'd catch that. Well done my friend! SO funny, it needs a LOLcat :)
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
I learned a great lesson today. It was me who disappeared. I had an entire, loving local tribe and I left them. Fuck. Here's to my damage!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Replying to
@joshbroton
Torrenting is a perfectly legit form of P2P file sharing. Whatever are you on about, my dear
@joshbroton
?
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Replying to
@WildPetals
Could you at least try to ask me easy questions first
@WildPetals
? Flexbox is
w3.org/TR/css3-flexbox/
and pass the
#pipedream
if you would? xx
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Replying to
@stefsull
@stefsull
Nice! You gotta teach me that "fall down gracefully" thing.
#NotSoGoodAtThat
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
TwitterPoll: Do you delete Tweets? If so, do you feel 1. Better 2. In Need of an antibacterial scrub? Or 3. Weird because editing matters!
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
24 Dec 2011
Actually, you never know
@MarkPoppen
- HTML5 might not be here tomorrow
#justSayin
;)
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