Molly E. Holzschlag @mholzschlag

It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.

 Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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WHY? BECAUSE WE CAN! IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPS DAY. ALSO, A BEE-OOTIFUL SITE DESIGN. plusist.com/show/MTA3MjQ2
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Women of #w3c who are attending #tpac please shout out! I'm collecting names for a Women of the W3C happy hour and commemorative photos.
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I think this year's #w3c Tech Plenary week will include the largest group of women staff, members and invited experts in W3C history. #tpac
I just tweeted my members of Congress to urge them to pass the American Jobs Act. Join me, and please RT: OFA.BO/CXtYmg
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.@senjonkyl I'm one of your constituents, and I'm asking you to give each piece of the American Jobs Act a fair vote. #passthebill
.@SenJohnMcCain I'm one of your constituents, and I'm asking you to give each piece of the American Jobs Act a fair vote. #passthebill
Replying to @dstorey
@dstorey @cyberstream_us it's related to *kind* of influence. David is an animal specialist and I'm a zombie keeper. Equal, but different!
Replying to @katskii
@katskii @Jonic Several times over the years. I love the area. Love it.
@kplawver I'd heard that. Pretty interesting technology, eh? ;)
Okay last one for now: "The TSA doesn't profile anyone, especially not their own employees."
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TSA Agent to first time traveler "Don't worry, my hands are still warm from doing the last guy."
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A TSA agent told me this one (true!) "What's TSA stand for? Takes Shit Away!"
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Am I gonna have to do this TSA joke bit on my own? Okay, I'll do three more. Then I have to go, you know, work.
Replying to @Jonic
@Jonic Passing through on the way to Geordie and Mackem Land.
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You mean this, @jonic? flic.kr/p/a7puE
Okay, c'mon - now you. TSA and travel jokes, give us your best!
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Replying to @Jonic
@Jonic oh trust me, it'll happen. I like The North. I also like a pint. ;)
Okay, ready? Here's one: "T.S.A.: If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first." <ba ching! />
@CharJTF Santa Clara - TPAC? I'll be there.
Replying to @daz_angie
@daz_angie Oh, I'm not nervous. I just think it's cool and I'm a little bit smug about it, like a cat ;)
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