It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.

Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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@CAmorales Oh, I'm so happy that you went and had the doc take a look! Get those stress levels down if you can, I know it's not easy.
Replying to @rrragan
@rrragan Yes, ironically it does.
Replying to @RainbowArrayPro
@MarcDrummond Never. Now let me just scratch that itch on my sixth leg ...
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Time to put my rose colored glasses on, make some dinner, and watch escapist nonsense for hours pretending there's no real drama going down.
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Replying to @customAnything
@customAnything Localization and Internationalization, my friend. We don't do it too well on a whole.
Replying to @KimBeasley
@kimbeasley Exactly why "stupid motorist" - although I suspect "stubborn" "arrogant" or "My SUV can handle THIS" work too ;)
Replying to @msjen
@msjen Living in Arizona this especially bothers me. We have such an abundance of ample solar energy, yet still we rely on dying resources.
If you've never seen that Onion video for Franz Kafka International Airport, go watch it. Brilliantly Kafkaesque.
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Even @baratunde agreed that this was one of the funniest if not the funniest Onion videos ever: theonion.com/video/pragues-f…
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Replying to @KimBeasley
@kimbeasley I know - that's part of the problem. Flash flooding here is extremely dangerous both when driving and hiking.
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@fjpoblam No, but I'm named after one.
@ZenPsycho Never! I'm a virgin to Kafka-esque jokes.
Replying to @msjen
@msjen Makes me wonder why we insist on creating sick buildings rather than working more effectively with natural light.
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Replying to @msjen
@msjen My brother Morris has the *exact* response. I will get motion sickness symptoms (vertigo, nausea) and outright panic attacks.
Replying to @bikehugger
@bikehugger I've been to Prague but missed my stay in the Jewish section and planned visit to the Kafka museum due to freak snowstorm.
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I know one thing, no one ever makes family name <input>s long enough for my family! ;)
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So it's: Dr. Phillipa Kafka, Molly Esther Holzschlag, Morris Jacob Kafka Holzschlag and Linus Benjamin Holzschlag Kafka. You figure it out.
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Holzschlag comes from my father. Kafka is a family name of my mother's father's line. My brothers mix both, but each in a different order.
Replying to @merylkevans
It's my name that's the pen name @merylkevans. I figured what the heck, let's go with something no one can spell. ;) I kid, of course.