It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Porno boys to Mols: "it's been a while, will you sell molly.com?" Me: "No way, this is my standards life." "give it up?" Retire me, maybe.
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@nzlemming Anyone who has ever seen the nips will tell you: I'm novelty. Real, unusual, special-molly.com is valuable for that reason alone!
@takealeft I must be honest and tell you I'm a sour mash Jack Daniel's behind the barn drink it love it after then stare at the stars girl.
@snookca Oh snookums you misunderstood. the recovery signs of me getting better is realizing that apparently I have a sex drive.
@nonpretentious are you in the US? I have to recommend @claireleah for your legal needs.
it may be time for a "medicinal" whisky at the bar. But I'm taking all of you with me for safety. You okay with that?
It's inevitable. I have only gotten /that/ acutely ill a few times. And the recovery signs have had one thing in common all my life: Sex.
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okay, I was wrong. The lovers in the next room went out, and now all I hear are children running in the halls. One thing follows another?
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I do, say and type such naughty things. At least there's a STFU channel for those offended. Dinner's over, time for bed. ProChoiceMols.
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Michael my best man, did this vid. Needs more work, but the tune is all his. "She had disciples, they get things done" http://is.gd/1ocUd
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To all those I've offended/ and those I have not/ listen now to Jagger's Some Girls/ that arrogant bastard knows a lot / http://is.gd/1oceB
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when I was in my teens my mother would say "she's cannot be sick anymore, a boy just called on the phone and now she wants to go out."
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@syktek offers only valid at participating Mols outlets. Present your ID and health forms for verification.
don't get me wrong! Happily fucked women is a good thing. Too bad there are so few of us. :: dons armor and prepares for attack::
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@DanteTheRapper I dunno, Rap for me properly and I'll follow you wherever you go!
why am I always in rooms next to women being happily fucked? I just yelled "if you get any louder I'll have to join you" GettingBetterMols
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@songo_ku That's why I never had kids and enjoy being "Auntie Mols" to all my friends kids. All the fun, cuddles and cute, none of the work.
@sealfur Well thank you. My tweets are hand-crafted for pleasure and amusement. I am very fond of you too :waves toward southern hemisphere: