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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
It is the true teacher who leaves the class knowing they have learned the most.
Tucson, AZ
Joined September 2006
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Thank you all for making me laugh. Like, really really laugh. LovesYouAll xoxoMolzzzz
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
I'm a bad request now. I've exceeded my rate limit. I guess that means I should go have my tea and organic Scottish fingers and have a nap.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@kevdog
@kevdog
Yes, in fact, you should go into great detail about how ashamed you are. BadKevDog!
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@sealfur
@sealfur
Gin? Hush you. You know too much ;)
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@mpesce
@mpesce
be careful. That's how I became an alcoholic late in life. "Wine helps mediate the effects of jet lag" - I've said it for years.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@chrisspurgeon
@chrisspurgeon
This one "Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't walk into a bar." for me, best of the evening. :D
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@chrisspurgeon
@chrisspurgeon
ooh, science jokes. I will follow you forever.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
would love a really spicy bloody mary right now. But have no idea if anyone serves those in Hammersmith, much less at 2:10 a.m.
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Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@moxy
@moxy
well, you know, that takes moxy!
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@dustinwilson
@dustinwilson
Okay, I ate mop WHO?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@dustinwilson
@dustinwilson
I still don't get it. :P Tangent: Since when does Adium have Twitter support?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@johubris
@johubris
You are always exceptionally cute. I know this to be fact.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@dustinwilson
@dustinwilson
you said knock knock. I said who's there. It's your turn now.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@kevdog
@kevdog
orthoganal? For that you should go to pun prison and get no parole.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@chrisspurgeon
@chrisspurgeon
ooh, that's a good one ;)
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@dustinwilson
@dustinwilson
Somehow, I have no idea what that means!
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
@dalesmcd what, my own jokes? I suck at telling jokes. I'm far more a punster and a banterer.
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
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@dustinwilson
@dustinwilson
I'll play, who's there?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
okay, now you are all just getting very silly. Which is good, no? I know I need to laugh like this, haven't we all?
Molly E. Holzschlag
@mholzschlag
30 Jun 2009
Replying to
@moxy
@moxy
So a Catholic, a Jew, and a Protestant walk into a bar? In my life, that happens on a regular basis. ;)
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